Sure, there are hijinks to win her from Slater and Zack’s long-lasting crush is a little creepy (refer to that life-size poster of her in his room), but Zack and Kelly are an institution. Jessie belongs with Slater, because someone needs to stop him and his muscle tanks.
Finally, it’s time for me to make my case for Lisa.
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