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It’s hard to believe that through all the technological breakthroughs, long-distance sex is still pretty much the same as it was in 1876 when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone so women could describe their ankles to guys over the phone. But phone sex can really feel like that if you don’t know what you’re doing.Luckily, Lauren Rules, a professional phone sex operator with over 15 years of experience, is here to give her top 14 tips on how to have the best, most non-awkward phone sex of your life.And for sexy situations: caught with an erection, caught masturbating, being alone in a castle, deserted beach, or BDSM party.Lauren says just like with IRL sex, it’s important to reconnect after phone sex with laughter and wind down talk after you both orgasm.

”Your partner will give their own clues as to whether or not you’re hitting the right buttons.Let’s say, you really love the fantasy of public sex, but you know, don’t have any actual plans to follow through on that.Phone sex is a great and safe place to talk about the things you wouldn’t or couldn’t do in real life.Try sending off a “can’t wait to hear your voice tonight,” to leave them wanting more.And feel free to use a pet bedroom name if you have one.