Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform? I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here... You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Hi, I’m a professional wrestler - can I get you in a headlock?
This is not much better than treating someone like a prostitute and certainly is not an indicator of a man that wants to forge a relationship with you. He doesn’t want to try to get to know your personality.To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use. These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too. Remember that with this type of guy, every time that think you may want, need, or expect too much, he’ll do something crappy. He doesn’t want to do anything that involves talking to each other properly unless it leads to sex. While some will stick around and dignify you with a cuddle, many don’t like to stay the night in case you think things are getting serious.Try having a conversation with him that reeks of two people in a ‘normal’ relationship and note his patent discomfort. The ones that do stay over and hang around, are astute enough to play the game to avoid creating conflict, but that doesn’t change the fact that they just want sex.