Hi, I’m a professional wrestler - can I get you in a headlock? I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.
You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.
There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now.
I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please?
) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.