Cheesy dating show questions

Some of the answers are pretty obscene, so there's your warning. Contestant 1 - sweet cherry filling Contestant 2 - Jizz and spit Contestant 3 - My cum which smells like Clorox Would you like fries with that?

This question will let you in on how his life is going- perhaps everything’s going well and he’s accomplishing a lot, or it may be a struggling adventure from start to finish. This is DEFINITELY a fun question to ask, and it’s sure to get a ton of laughs. And everyone loves a man that can make them laugh, so hopefully he picks a super funny one to get you smiling. What would he prefer in his life, all the riches and being unhappy or simply being happy? If he says he doesn’t want to get married, run for the hills.Lately I've been having fun playing The Dating Game at can't read or dress himself so try to be nice to him. Contestant 1 - Yes no needs for plate will eat them off your hot bod Contestant 2 - No just your fat fucken pussy staring at my one eyed monster Contestant 3 - No bitch I'll have a number 1 with my supersized dick up in ya How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Cornish game hen?I'll either give bizarre answers as the contestant or ask weird questions when I am the 'Chooser'. pezpunk does not discriminate in employment on the basis of race, color, national origin, age, sex, sexual orientation, disability, veteran or marital status or other protected status covered by federal, state or local law. Which do you feed your cat - spinach or fingernails? Do you have TWIN BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS? can't read or dress himself so try to be nice to him. What is the best image compressing software to use for vagina pictures? If I were Superglue, would I be strong enough to keep your mouth shut? Contestant 1 - Wouldn't take me long i am queen of licking Contestant 2 - Whats up with the bestiality?Having read the prospect's profile, you should prepare some fun dating questions to work into the conversation.If the chatting goes well, you can establish yourself as funloving and funny, before you go on a date.