Aussie women dating

Girls in Australia are quite emotional & conscious about how they are respected by others.

Most of them are feminists and love to see some respect in your eyes.

Being a ‘big girl’ in the USA isn’t a deal breaker by any means – it’s a descriptor, not an insult.

Some men like blondes, some like tall women, some are attracted to boobs, butts, brains, athletic types, and some like big girls, fat chicks, or plus size women. I kept wondering why American guys are so different to Aussie blokes when it comes to dating fat chicks and why in one country I’m kryptonite and the other I’m candy.

I met ‘The Lumbersexual’ at my local coffee shop while he was shooting a movie, ‘Mr.

Beverly Hills’ rolled up next to me in the The Beverly Centre parking lot, ‘The Mamas Boy’ flashed me his gold grill at a fashion show, and ‘The Plumber’ literally knocked on my door to fix the toilet. “Surely these guys only date you because they think you’re desperate and will sleep with anyone.” I hear some of you say. In Australia I’m always the butt of the joke – but in LA I was just a chick with a fabulous big butt (it took me decades to be able to acknowledge that).

So, one must show that you are patient and ready to go far in making up to her expectations. And when you get up from the sleep make sure you complete your assignment first, if you want to avoid getting humiliated by the class teacher in front of your would-be-princess.

It might be difficult to woo them with your chemistry, but they are also known for low LMR (“Last minute Resistance“). You can always befriend exchange students from Europe, South-east Asia & Latin America.

I’m not just talking about the big time global dating sites either.

I also did things to bust this big booty out of my comfort zone.

For me this was going to a big girl nightclub (yes they exist) but by far the most interesting and effective way to meet single and eligible men was randomly ‘in the wild’. There’s zero chance of a random bloke on the street walking over, striking up a conversation and asking me on a date.

So, do you know any single American guys who want to date me?

Sometimes it feels like everything’s going by very slowly, and there aren’t always clear road signs. This is because, in Australia, there aren’t formal dating rules like in some cultures.